I'm on the oche right now  

Bobby George never changes does he 

I admit, I don't know all the rules but it's 501 counting down 

Why do I think Gabby's dress looks like it's made of rubber 

You have my undivided attention now, Sprouty.

I think this might be good fun.

C'mon Lee Mack..!  

Don't know who I'm supporting yet 

LOL! with the dark glasses 

Hedging your bets, eh?  Crafty Sprouty.

That Chariots Offiah gag has been done to death.

That's me 

Yep, time for a new catchphrase 

Though I'm not sexist, I'd kinda like Anna to do well 

BBC2 

C'mon Aims, get your arrows ready  

Hurrah!  

LOL! Lee! 

Shot Anna!

YAY! Anna! 

Is that the Adams that was seeing Helen off Sky Sports? 

Adams isn't playing that well

Who?  What?  <<<whoosh>>>   

I can't think of her surname. She fronted the Saturday Morning Footie prog and was going out with a top darts player but split at one time I think 

Scrap that...totally different player 

It was James Wade, I'm trying to think of 

Ahhh, ok.  I'm none the wiser either way  

Mack's not a bad player 

Double 8, Lee  

Thank you, that'll do nicely  

I don't know why...and believe me I haven't got anything against them. Left handers always look so cumbersome to me  

Same as southpaws in boxing.  All arse about face.

One of the girls I worked with (a left hander) had one of the most neatest writing's I've ever seen.  I mentioned that she had lovely writing one day....she said...what, for a left hander?

I replied with....no, that makes no difference, your writing is lovely  

I've only turned over while I wait for the film to start.

Hmm, we'll see how it goes tomorrow night 

What film, EC..?

Sprouty, my dad, mum and daughter are all lefties.

Cosmopolis.