Hi Baz

I like Rav but my friends think I'm nuts

Hi Pengy.

Don't like the decor in this place.

Hi Pengy I like Rav too  

I've got a little something in the oven - no truly some onion bahjis as a trail run for my slimming world taster group so if I disappear I'm rescuing them from burning

evening all

The one-l lama,
He's a priest;
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.

Bathroom looks nice but the rest is too OTT !

I hope this pair fall flat on their face !

That is awful !

Traffic

So do I.

Hi Amythist  

Hi Amythist.

I thought they said her rooms were up to £130 ???

no one noticed I put trail instead of trial

like the place and the llamas but don't like this pair

I hope they aren't all taken in by her * jolly* persona !

Its nuts this place

I hate the decor and think its highly vulgar

that's an Ogden Nash poem that I did learn years and years ago - he's known for his comic poems

 Nope, I didn't notice.

I don't like today's pair either.

All fur coat and no knickers this place  

Ditto ! 

they'll be disappointed when they realise what Cathy's secret is

I think they're expecting some big reveal

Is the dark haired woman wearing a wig?

The llamas are cute ....but that's the only thing I like about it  

So you get matched to a llama...how amusing....ok for kids I suppose

though the rooms are more bordello than family

If they have have half a brain they will have worked it out anyway  

Its a bit of a fright isnt it....and doesnt match her skintone 

We guessed after a minute.

If the rest of them aren't on the ball they will regret it ....cos this couple are going to mark everyone down I reckon ! 

 I agree on both points.

And then there is the *straw* long haired blonde  

you know the blonde haired lady who met her hubby through the interweb and can't bear to let go of his hand well I'd love to chop her hair off because it's been bleached into oblivion and looks like straw

The psycho twins strike again ! ^^^^^^

They are boring them ridged  

  we're so in choooooon

They all look underwhelmed by her revelation