my pooter is going really really slow again 

Why would you serve something which you think is rank?

so it's the hostess trolley's fault the food is wilted 

Silly woman had the food in there for ages.

No thank you.

Ken is gross.

no and I've noticed it seems to be time specific and 5-6pm seems to be one of those times when it goes on a go slow 

OK this man's meal is a no no for me 

I wouldn't eat springbok or zebra.

I missed her score ( had to answer a question) ...

So did I, the dog was nagging for her dinner.

Those poor showgirls must be freezing.

I think those suits are costumes from his stage act.

red Claire is a pain in the posterior 

She's a right moaning minnie.

the pork dish looked OK 

Main course went down well.

"Red Claire is hard to please", says Ken. Bit of an understatement.

He's got it

I'd rather he win it, than moany Red Claire.

Stuart's menu sounds nice - probably not a winning menu though.

Peach and yoghurt

I like peaches and yoghurt but I wouldn't fancy them in a cocktail.

Not that I drink cocktails.

no especially with Ken being as picky as red Claire