I agree  

it's not NICE 

Where is the 'off switch' please?

It your Settings >>>>Notifications >>>>Like your post 

Duck vindaloo  

Hubby is on the phone to Gas and Electric supplier and I've had to turn down the sound on the tv. Keep me updated on what they are saying please.

I like spice but not that much 

Thank you for helping the thicko.

Ok ...do you want us to tell you when she laughs  

I think I will give her meal a miss, but with that laugh she would be great to use to get rid of unwanted callers !

A man bag   oooo errr my luvver I've got cider 

Noooooo!

Ok ...if you turn off the email bit of the Content notification , you still get the Alert at the top of the page , so you won't miss anything  

Come out , come out Moonie ....I can see you've triggered an alert  

Like my post to see if I I've done it right still get my alerts, please.

Haha, there's no hiding place now, Moonie!

Done it Yogi  

BOO!

No 

Hello Yogi

 Got it! Woohoo, I did it right. Thanks Baz.

I see ya  

 Nice to see you.

I just had a 'system not responding' notice

I seriously don't think whatever you give that twonk, he'd like - he seems determined to dislike everything except his own food I'll be bound 

Yes....I guess they are still tinkering !

Is that the car salesman guy?

No ....

you'd better plug yourself in and see if you respond to our calls 

MOOOOOOONNNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEE all right 

I think they are twiddling.

yes....

yes Andy pandy 

He's a plank.

PENGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

twiddling Moonie   for experiments and stuff???? 

How do I get rid of 'Alerts'?

Oh heck he's sweating again  

Yay   I thought you'd been given a full frontal labotomy 

Its disgraceful Pengy

Hubby is still nattering to the gas/electric supplier on the phone, so I still can't hear anything!