You can have mine  

I'm all for embracing the quirkiness.

Hi Amythist.

 Thank you, I will.

I love this crocodile - he makes me think of Mr Burns from the Simpsons saying "release the hounds"

Raj 

so in Raj's mind if you're female and good friends you're automatically lesbians   

Raj's questions are quite intrusive.

those single beds are very small 

4 hard boiled eggs AND full English !!

Raj is a pain in the butt.

he's doing it deliberately 

hes an idiot and a greedy one at that

Raj is horrid !!! 

that about sums him up 

She offered him a replacement breakfast, what more did he want?

and his table manners are disgusting

I hope they tear his place apart ...AND.underpay him .....cos otherwise he will win !!

He's disgusting full stop ! ,

a grovelling apology as well as four hardboiled eggs

2 for facilities and 1 for breakfast 

I bet Raj is going to underpay everyone ...

and bring a bag of hairs to scatter over the beds and bathrooms and breakfasts

You are absolutely right. Hopefully the others have realised what he is up to and pan his place.

He's dreadful ..I can see him ranking as one of the nastiest at this rate ! 

Yes !!

He is nasty 

bahahahahaha she paints him as a snake 

 Very apt, he's a real snake in the grass.

That's insulting the snake ! 

Someone needs to mow the grass then !  

Oh dear ...she's a jigger...Brisket would be grrrrrring  

I like the Jack Russell 

Roasted pork loin is just Sunday dinner.

 Indeed he would.

don't like the car sales man 

but she poooooosh so it'll be fabulous darlink 

Oh my, what a laugh!

the fork lift girl was jigging up and down while talking