what a question to ask - have you had any bad reviews 

Yes, an annoying shit-zu! 

still working out who is who

Yes ...they should leave that to us  

The shit-zu is with her dad  

is the blonde woman the daughter?  the one who was moaning about the bed creaking? 

Her Dad the terrier?

i think the 5 star people are going to be nicest !

No the terrier is on his own....early shower man

Yep ! 

2! Ok ...they are going to be tactical ....and better not win ,

they're not even waiting for the feedback sheets this week - they're in like Flynn with the criticisms  

Yes....Ive worked that much  out  

they said no because of the en suite thing and I agree

Ditto 

they're absolute gits 

Yes...not very nice ! And the shame is that today's hosts will probably play fair

I think you are going to get everyones backs up by saying that you advise others on how to run a B&B on day 1.....

Bless they are taking it quite well 

 yep

Hmmm his laughter is of the nervous kind...inwardly they are weeping

Wonder what this lot will be like ....although tonight's guy looks like he put his foot in it  

A chatterbox - just what we need 

Oh yuk ...that cheesecake sounds gross  

ferrets *hides*  my Polish neighbours have two and one bit me 

Ferrets  

.....I hope he does nay have them at the table  

the menu isn't wowing me but I'll wait to see what it looks like 

yes pal they're very bonnie 

Not much cooking in the starter !

ayyy after seeing under his kilt Im underwhelmed by his menu

nor the main 

I can't see this as a winning menu ...or at least it shouldn't be ! 

,

The onions in the chilli dont looked cooked

can we expect an Arbroath smokie from the chappie from Arbroath? 

Ferret man seems to know his stuff

I wondered that 

I wonder if anyone will do that cream, whisky dessert thing ...I can't remember what its called ...I keep wanting to call it Kracken ...but I know that was Jason and the Argonauts