This B&B is ok ...if a bit fussy ....

Hi everyone.

I don't like her choice of wallpaper.

Hi Yogi I think Pengy is at her course 

No....and those beds are a bit ott ....

And it's £165 ...and shared bathroom

Hi Baz. Yes, I think Pengy mentioned her course the other day.

 No shared bathroom for me!

I reckon Richard will underpay everyone !!!

Me neither No way! 

I think you can count on it, Baz.

I reckon the upside down man will too ....

Very dusty!

Yuk ...all that dust .....nice Victorian loo though

Oh dear ...he broke the tray

 And spilt the milk.

Murder Mystery 

A murder mystery.

We'd like this ...but the first guy is  useless

Sharon is a bit nutty.

It's embarrassing

Very cringey.

Just a bit ...and I don't think she will take criticism well

She's going to take everything very personally.

Yes....and I actually think it would creep me out a bit staying there .....

I wouldn't want to stay there.

i want to slap Richard

He's a PITA.

Oh dear ...the cat got in a guest room ....

His nose is very distracting 

I wouldn't be happy about that.

She's making a mess of breakfast  

It's very Rudolph like.

They had to wait 40 minutes for breakfast!

How rude clearing the table while they are still eating 

Yes.,, and yes  

Wak and whatever his name are very easily pleased  

Her style of customer service is a bit chaotic.

Exactly 

 A clean bed and some decent grub and they are happy.