The other one.

OI!  have you all got cogs and left me to talk to myself 

Nor do I .... In fact last nights host is the best of a bad bunch . Now, what's the betting the pseudo American Middle England guy  cooks something West Indian ! 

fankoooo   and yes she's a pain and going to be a tactical madam 

I'm still here 

 I'm still here.

American guy is getting on my wick now.

14 

Maybe that's why I don't like him 

That's made your day 

or a chilli cos he's from Texas 

I think he's so far up his own rear ..... 

He's not ...is he ???  

 I thought that would please you.

*thinks*  Dallas is in Texas innit???? 

oh noes!!! it's been upgraded to 16 

Oh dear ...he just gave him 2 more points  

I hope Nicki's evening is a disaster.

S'okay, it's still a rubbish score.

I missed where he was from Crocodile soup  

crocodile soup 

oh dear foie gras - now I want her to come behind Edward and that's really something grating for me to say 

Well judging by the menu  

 Her menu is pants!

I think I will give the whole of this menu a miss  

what is with Edward's colour choice of troosers??? 

Why is she dressed like that ! 

Nicki is a bit strange.

Fancy telling them the champers is very expensive  

That looks gross  

cos she's doing Babette's feast and is playing the part of a servant 

can't believe she didn't cook the croc in the soup 

He's trying, and failing, to be interesting.

I guess EC is at the cinema  

Oh ok ..... 

she's trying to show them she's pushed the boat out for them but it's going down like a lead balloon 

No wine !!!

poor show   think he should be divorced from our family 

Ain't it just  

 Nicki making them wait for the alcohol is not going down well.

no bloody food either