hiya 

I don't like him either 

I bet it's not as good as Fortnum & Mason's stock 

Nope.

tinned crab meat??? what's wrong with fresh??? 

Ok , so how old do we reckon the other woman is ? Cos it's bound to come up  

I don't want flora and fauna in my alcohol thank you very much 

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The blonde? Going by the lines on her face, she must be older than me.

she got them from Lakeland I bet   I actually quite like it 

yes, like you said cutting a lot of corners  

She will be 38-41 is my guess.

Ooh this is fun, I miss this every day while I work 

Well I'm going for about my age ....so mid 60s 

She used pre made muffins too.

Well if she is she's had a hard life  

 I'll go along with that.

 and then we're all supposed to be impressed that she's in such good nick 

What the flowers ?? Can you actually but them then ?? 

We need to deduct points for all those shortcuts.

I think she has seen too many tanning salons and it has aged her prematurely. She looks like she goes on them 247. But I'm not good with ages and my guess when asked b y women is always to knock of 10 years 

Would have been a nice starter if she had used fresh crab 

 That's a wise tactic. I must admit I am rubbish at guessing anyone's age.

Sounds like a plan EC  

yes I have bought them from Lakeland 

 £9.99 now 

Sex chat lines ...and you said she seemed familiar Yogi  

"pot-eight-ya"

Thanks Yogi  

 Not that familiar!

gawd mashed potato and she don't eat it *all said in a fake Essex accent* 

 It was Pengy.

Good grief three massive deserts ! 

I like desserts but that's too much.

I thought that young kid wanted his own restaurant ?

He asks way too many questions about food.

those puds are mahoooooosive 

I really hate cocktail rings with a passion 

Sorry, I was still getting over the shock of you knowing a sex chat woman