Estate agent is a modest little flower - Not.

coffee shop has loads of penguins 

I saw Pengy lurking in that coffee shop 

Well both the guys are a bit twittish!

Hi Pengy.

I thin k the Faulty Towers music was appropriate for the coffee shop guy.

Hi there Pengy He just out that bowl of raw meat next to the butter...no no in my house  

spying 

Potted shrimps ....anyone want my starter? 

Not an exciting menu.

I think I will give his menu a miss ....

Hi Pengy.

Kind of you to offer, but no thanks.

That's just tea and date cake !

I do enjoy a good stroganoff

this guy is a right twonk but appears to know what he's doing 

James has no curtains on his windows. 

worra shame I'm a veggie 

He's quite short

I do like beef stroganoff.

Don't appeal to me either.

Looks like all the starters are yours then EC  

Vertically challenged - a bit like me.

They used to do a mushroom strog at work regularly and it was very nice indeed.

I'm liking this first unread post malarkey 

Oh is the main ? I missed what it was , cos Mr Baz dared to talk ...all i saw was the bowl of raw meat  

nowt wrong with being petite 

he's a brave man 

Yes, and it really helps when posting from the mobile version  

I thought potted shrimp was supposed to have a crust of melted butter on the top ?? And coffee shop guy is a total pain !!

Edward is an utter plonker   even the knobby estate agent is not as bad as that bloke 

Me too.

Probably a bruised man.

That's one very bright pink kitchen  

Lets just say he's retired to the kitchen  

Edward - Engage brain before speaking !!

Edward is really irritating.