ha! looks like his meal is a disaster darlinks

Yes, the little cherubs like to spread their germs around.

I'm surprised that two of them scored her an eight.

 I'm going to laugh my socks off!

I meant a bug not a big

he made the marinade up

 I realised that.

How did he make his money?

Starter looks nice.

investments and giving investment advice I think - he must have made a pretty penny judging by where he lives

he's just such a knob about it

A Grade A one!

there's very little to like about this pretentious snob

Looks raw to me.

nice put down

Over confident, cocky, arrogant, little toad.

His presentation of the food has been good.

pud looks good I'll give him that

He is in the lead!

he's gonna win isn't he?

Maybe Gemma will be an amazing cook. *crosses fingers*

Ooh, she loves Jamie too.

Ben is going to down mark her deliberately to ensure he wins

Why choose a main that you think will be contraversial?

 just popped in to say 'hi' 

You can count on it.

hello you

Hi Moonie. It's so good to see you.

cos she's an eejit

nice to see she dressed stylishly for her own meal

Hi Pengy  

Hi Yogi  likewise  

Where's Bazzy? 

When do you go to see your consultant - soon, I hope?

We aren't sure, but she was feeling poorly last night.

One Thursday. One Friday and one in two weeks time 

Awww poor Bazzy  

that's where I've been going wrong!!!!  I should have been praying to St Jamie

 Tell them I said they've to make you better, otherwise I'll bring the Scottish Mafia to sort them out.

Darn, I just can't make it home for the show no matter how hard I try!

The face in my avvie sums it up 

 Must give it a go.