She needs to watch her sleeves don't end up in the sauce.

Looks like Sunday dinner.

oh dear the starter bombed - not surprised shrooms in cheese sauce 

can you still get gravy browning?  My mum used to use Bisto's gravy browning 

  yep just a bog standard Sunday roast and gravy granules - the medicine is carp 

My MiL used to use gravy browning. Don't know if she still does.

Medicine! Who does she think she is kidding?!

 She told them she uses egg whites.

I don't think she's pulled off the subterfuge

They are onto her.

Amazon sell the Bisto stuff my mum used to use 

No cats in the kitchen! 

Wouldn't eat rabbit.

I know and all over the surfaces 

drama student!!!! Drama queen more like 

That's one of the reasons I would never have cats.

She's really getting on my wick.

he's a sanctimonious prig 

 Another pain in the neck.

good job I'm allergic to them although I fell in love with my niece's kitten Taylor while in Ireland - he's all black and absolutely gorgeous 

yes I hope she wins tonight 

Kittens are sweet.

he's gonna slate her meal deliberately 

Mandy Poppins is a player. I'm really pleased she can't win.

Lol...why is he walking like that

 Who?

Aww, cute baby!