I've just got home and my telly box was already tuned to C4 

Must have known. Although I'm halfway through.

 Poor Simon.

 Hi EC.

evening

That steak looked awful.

Hi Yogi, Pengy and Baz.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT's THEEEEEE WEEEEEKEEEEEND  

and I'm off for a full week 

yay

 Yaaayyyy! Have a great week.

I like the look of her the filo parcels.

Fanks all. 

Why hasn't she dressed up?

cos she's a miserable bint who's so terribly busy she didn't have time

I think her excuse was that she could not fly around cooking in an outfit! Poor excuse me thinks.

She's a party pooper.

I hold my knife and fork the wrong way round too but that's cos I'm a south paw and cut with my left

Oh shut up, woman!

I'm left handed

stop it or I'll have to get the tin hat out again

So is my hubby.

I'm actually ambidextrous but use either hand for different things like I can only brush  my teeth with my right hand and brush  my hair with right hand also - everything else I use my left   I'm odd

The ice cream is runny.

I am the same too. There are other things I use my right hand for too. I play cricket right handed I think. I can't text with my left hand, but strangely I can right handed.