What's with all these strange *guy* eyebrows these days ....they look like Count Dracula

Over plucked eyebrows on a guy always look odd (imo).

Oh!  If you knew Milo like I knew Milo you'd know why I'm laughing at that   the only blasted thing Milo wants to do with or at other dogs is bark and bark and bark at them - he is without doubt the most barkiest of barky dogs in the world ever full stop

Mr Baz is ex army too ... Royal Engineers

so he can build a bridge then

Mr Baz is ex army too ... Royal Engineers

Were you a squaddie wife too?

 Oh dear!

No, before my time Yogi

It was an experience, believe me! 

And what have you been feeding him Pengy ?

he had his normal breakfast this morning and a tripe filled bone but nothing to cause a gassy stomach

I would have been terrible at it Yogi

 I'm not sure I was very good at it.

Oh dear they didn't seem to like her posh expensive lamb

I like my lamb cooked more than that ...and she's a bit snobby

It was underdone for my liking - and she is snobby and a bit biatchy.

he's shocked at him being married to a geezer   he's a dinosaur

hmmmmm this is a very 70s menu

Although the kitchen looks surprisingly clean

It does - far better than some we've seen in previous shows.

How can Matt think that people wouldn't be able to tell he wears make up?  it's bloomin' obvious despite all his blending

Yes, it does Yogi ...maybe it's just his hair that's grubby

When did he last wash it?

Originally Posted by Baz:

Although the kitchen looks surprisingly clean

It does - far better than some we've seen in previous shows.

his wife/gf probably does the cleaning but the house actually looks clean

he seems to like his chilli

His food is not going down well.

I wish Simon would stop scratching his head - it makes me think he's got nits

they haven't even got to the squirty cream