I can't see Milo putting up with that Pengy

he hates me kissing him but nail varnish - he'd leave home 

Milo is barking at the dog Medley on the telly 

Hi there Yogi

Hi Baz.

The Italian guy is vaguely familiar.

stupid cah if you don't like dogs I don't like you 

The dog has a lovely, shiny coat. 

Agreed.

I prefer it without stuff wrapped in sheep's stomach though 

She's very annoying.

that pudding is just like Baklava 

* wonders if now is the time to tell Pengy and Yogi I'm a cat person *

I love cats Baz but over the years I had an intolerance to their fur that turned into an allergy 

I adored my niece's cat Taylor while in Ireland but I had to be careful to keep him away from my face or I'd look like a freak 

I remember this cake being disgusting 

I remember this, it was revolting.

Dessert sounds revolting too.

7ft butler 

that butler

He's rather tall!

No amount of presentation was going to make it taste any better!

Main looks disgusting.

something tells me this is not the winning menu 

I wouldn't have eaten any of it - I'd have bought a chippy on the way home.