that did look like fishies not plantain   and she's deluded enough to believe they liked it despite them telling her they didn't 

Yes, she does on mine too Yogi

That's a relief, I thought it was my tv.

Deluded indeed.

I like beef stifado.

What was the cheese with bits of pepper about?

Yes, I like beef stiffado too Yogi ...not sure his pudding is very Greek

 True. I like mango though.

That was the starter Yogi

 Oh dear!

don't like the starter 

Peter is right about the effects of sunbeds. That lad will end up like a raisin when he's older.

he'll end up with skin cancer and be the first to expect instant free treatment even though it will have been self inflicted - sorry but people like him annoy me and this tanorexic carp gets on my nerves - he's vain pure and simple 

They like his main.

 I'm with you.

fancy calling her a halfwit  

he's so rude 

 I feel sorry for him with those three as guests.

he's fuming they're telling him off at his dinner table but doesn't see the irony in his behaviour at each of theirs????? he's a bumwipe 

 He sure is.

Lamb sounds nice but her tagine was too small for that piece of meat.

She's a strange one Kelsey - sounds like she became a Muslim as a fad - she doesn't appear to be a very pious one even though she tells us she's a practising one 

she'll insist she did that deliberately 

Converts are usually devout but she isn't at all.

I wouldn't want to dig in with my fingers.

if he says one more time 'I don't like it'  I'll scream