Who would choose to be called "Dick" nowadays?

I couldn't suffer this woman for longer than 2 minutes - she'd drive me 

she's talking up her meal but it's not very good 

Why did she not cook the steaks as they asked?

that starter sounds nice   The bint with the long hair is a pain 

Claire is getting on my nerves.

I like his menu.

because she's an appalling host who thinks things are done her way or the highway 

Trust me Yogi ...you ain't seen nothing yet !

 That bad?!

I knew a hairdresser like that.

she is rude - she didn't even try it, she's just scraped it off without attempting it 

Aww, he got really stressed and threw it down the sink.

I feel sorry for him.

me too 

Who are you agreeing with?

oh dear very low marks 

Haha, I find myself sympathising with the young girl. I'd pull the tie tighter rounder Claire's neck, too.

About the swearing Yogi

Ah right.

I would too except she's as nasty as her just not so vocal about it 

No matter how good Carly's food is, Claire will mark her down.

Main sounds nice.

rent-a-gob is determined to dislike everything and will mark accordingly 

bread and butter pudding 

 You can count on it.

I couldn't eat the pudding

I like bread and butter pudding, but not sure about the brandy cream.