does he think he's Jamie Oliver - pukka  

that was stir frying

 I thought that too...

I like meat/poultry with fruity sauces so his main sounds nice.

Dean is a plank

jamie, he ain't!

is Dean being facetious or does he really not get that he's pretending to be a chimney sweep?  I got it straight away 

Why hasn't Dean dressed up!

I can't disagree with that statement 

I think the girl in pink seems OK...

 Yep!

*reinserts Amythist's statement - Dean is a plank*   I think that's why 

A bit strange to have a dress theme, then not take part yourself.

 Well he should have dressed as a cockney plank then! I expected him to dress like a Pearly KIng!

His starter and main seem Ok.... but I will give those brownies a miss!

only two bothered 

His bedroom is a bit sparse too....

Soup looks the right colour but maybe a bit thin

What a strange bed......  do you think he's married...

I agree....

unlikely

I like the bed - it's kind of Scandinavian in looks 

Is he gay??

He's gone to Victoria Plumb

don't!!!!  that advert sends me into a stabby rage 

That duck looks a bit fatty....

who knows...just hard to imagine anyone putting up with him..mind you looks like he can cook duck

 Does it.... I think the kids are cute...

 I wonder if he could get Soozy's taps while he's there? 

thought it would be cold

Not as bizarre as talking to insects!

Matt is everything Dean thinks he is