Lovely scenery.

but it's well hung 

I don't like venison.... it's far to strong tasting for me...

Yes....

Tonight's host has quite a deep voice....

 I'm still not having it!

Well, not sure I would enjoy her menu, but at least she is actually cooking...

 What are you trying to say?

What a beautiful view...

 Nothing!

I don't like the blonde bint - she's stereotypical bleached hair, superficial and not much else 

if she's made (easy peasy) shortbread so many times, why did she not mix it in a bowl?

I made shortcake yesterday... and every week.....it's not hard....

Snap...

Oh and I agree... the blonde girl is a pain!

Oh my word, that dining table has tartan overload!

Looked a few hunner quids worth 

Evening ladies  

You mean you don't all dress the table like that

 Hi there Velvet

Evening Velvet.

she's kinda overdoing the 'Scottish' theme - a touch   obviously she's a proud Scot but overload 

evening Velvet 

Nope! 

I'm trying to think if I've got anything tartan but I don't think I have.

I don't believe you... I bet Mr Yogi is sat there in his kilt right this moment

Have you forgotten he's English?

He did wear a kilt when our eldest son got married.

I bet she has the bagpipes playing as soon as the dinner gong goes  

Oh yeah

yep and they pipe in the haggis every night

We've got a travelling rug and that's it Yogi!  

 I think I can still remember how to do the Highland Fling and a Sword Dance, but I draw the line at bagpipes.

I am going to look up the menu for oat cakes....

At least tonight's host made everything from scratch.

I buy mine.

 *makes note NOT to upset Yogi*

Yes, she did...makes a change

And you wouldn't pass my vetting ya stand offish oaf.

 Actually, I think Mr Yogi has one of those in his car.

shameful