ya mean she's from Oz?

New Zealand I think

well why not say she's a Kiwi then   

Cos TBH I am not sure which she is... so I searched my brain for a word to cover both...

Ok.... even if I liked them last time, I don't like Gordon and Sandra this time....

What the heck is a flaccid egg!!!

Cockles for breakfast. I hate cockles.

don't particularly like laver bread   but I love deep fried crispy seaweed from the Chinese 

I like cockles... but only at the seaside... and defo NOT for brekkie!

I hate to think!

oooo me too

Oh FGS the two women are very picky too!

So do I, it's delicious.

I agree about the butter/marge on your toast - that's a no no 

Pains in the neck.

I think of flaccid as in arms or legs 

I'm guessing it wasn't firm enough for her liking - perhaps the white bit was a bit  undercooked???? 

 I wouldn't want them to butter my toast.

Yes, I do agree with that.... but surely they could have just said , could I have my toast with any spread on it...

Jeebus they're writing war and peace on the feedback forms 

Baz she sounds Aussie to me not Kiwi 

....me too...... maybe she means an egg with legs then

They all said they would stay again.

Ok....like I say, Antipodean

there were eggs, eggs with little hairy legs 

A Humpty Dumpty egg.

 yes, after he fell off the wall...

so no teapots then 

Oh, I remember Ruth leaving her book in the rooms. Very pretentious!

Yes, me too....

No, seems not

CDWM is from Inverness.......before we start slating it, and given our large Scots contingency,  we better hope none of our FM's are from there

good thinking   

is this a new one or a repeat?

It's new....

 she has a lot of tattoos

 I don't think any of us live that far north.

Not venison!