*high five*

I've just got this as I didn't know what you were talking about but now I realise it's what Velvet said in his Gok Kwan thread 

 Yes.... I LOL'd out loud when I read it.... especially when he wanted to delete it Bless him....

back to my neck of the woods

Ronnie has a cheek... considering the muck she served!

That was so sweet of him - but the others kept it going. They knew you would find it funny, too.

She's not very nice.

 His mum has even cut up the butter for him. He really is a novice cook.

Yes I thought it was hilarious

Can you imagine having her nurse you

 Yes.....

He's got an iPhone

 How many times has he phoned his mum?!

..... and that cheesecake looked a bit sloppy...

awwww he's got no chance of winning bless him 

 I'd forgotten she was a nurse - scary thought!

Not a hope! He is a sweetie though.

Still, at least he is having a go at actually cooking...

Nurse Ratchet, if ever there was

What a plonker PJ is!

ROFL 

he really gets on my norks 

loaded skins - love them 

hope she's not a mental health nurse - she'd make you want to top yourself to get away from her 

I agree, on both counts.

 That doesn't bear thinking about.

I wouldn't have guessed she was trying to be Brittney..... I just thought she had mistaken the theme!

 Actually I am sure that is exactly what they said she was....

Heaven help her patients!

Yep.... just checked.... the guide says *retired metal health nurse*

I'd biatch slap her with my flipper 

 Go for it Pengy....

Awww his mum has kept his poem

Aww, he's stressed out.

I would enjoy his starter.... and it looks OK too...

it's really tasty to be honest!  What a backhanded compliment 

Shut up James!!!