Each course is peerlessly dreadful

I have one recipe I still use which has Campbell's condensed soup in it - but not for a dinner party.

I don't see hers as a winning menu

really?   prize winning meal   NOT!!!!

Baz Henry has just arrived 

I'll be amazed if she wins!

yayyyy...... getting barking Milo

I think facially she looked better when she was larger..... I think she looks quite haggard now...

I agree - sometimes severe weight loss can age you 

the starter went down well NOT 

More power to her elbow for losing 12 stone.... but I still don't like her....

you got a new arrival ??

The guy with the glasses is very baitchy...

Very!

OMG that main looks even worse now she has just plonked it on the plate....

he's plain nasty 

yuk that main looked awful 

she's delusional as to thinking the starter was received well 

She thinks it looks fantastic

She's a deluded fool!

The boob job comment....offensive....roast his goolies

 Yes... she has..... a new hoover Amythist

She thinks it looks fantastic

 Totally delusional....

ignore her Amythist - my hoover died last night so I had to get a new one today and I got one of those Henry hoovers 

 I thought Henry was a cat!

Oh

it looks like bread soaked with berry juice 

Awww Tim is lovely

in the world of dogs (Milo) they are monsters and hoover monsters need to be deaded so he was well please when it stopped working last night 

I would have given her a 4

Glasses idiot is bigging her up....moron

He's a sweetie.

that eejit JP doesn't look like his meal is good 

anyhoo thanks for the company ladies - see you tomorrow 

Doesn't look as if JP's meal is much better

Right off to cook something....

see you ladies and enjoy Henry but not too much Pengy

Thanks for the company ladies and Moonie, see you later.

Thanks for the company everyone.... have a good evening and see you tomorrow

Very early this morning 

You too Bazzy