why the hell can men not just do as you ask them - jeebus how hard is it to wazz up some veggie soup 

sour faced old mare seems determined to bring everyone down 

 I don't know the answer to the first part of your post.... evenafter half a century I'm still trying to work that one out! I'm gather your bro is in trouble

How insincere is her *let's forget it* !

just a bit 

He's right off key!

She going to mark him a 5

at least the sour faced old mare can't win 

at least the boys won 

 Her face was a picture too

Yes

thanks for the company - see you tomorrow 

Thanks for the company Pengy... see you tomorrow

Fear not, dear Pengy, my love for you lot will never die. 

 I'm glad to hear it Yogi *not that we'd let you get away  anyway*

I still like --->  though 

LMAO Moonie

he's good isn't he 

Brill 

^^^ 

 You're all mad! Afternoon

^^^^ Only a little bit.

 I was thinking  more like a lot!  Hi Yogi

Now that you mention it, 'a lot' is probably closer to the truth.

Not sure about this one.... it seems vaguely familiar.... I think...

Yet again, I have no memory of it.

well I've always been mad 

I can't see very well this evening cos I've had a retinol scan and my eyes are blurry   excuse typos 

 I seem to remember the dentist guy.... but that's all

I remember it - the dentist and the first host are knobs 

  Hi Pengy I think Mr Baz has those for his diabetes...

Aww, is that because of your diabetes? Mr Yogi has to have those scans.

 Well I sort of remember the dentist being a prat...

He's cooking Devon Chicken, not Chicken Divan. Normal people use breadcrumbs not crisps.

LOOK!!! STOP COPYING ME!!! They really were separated at birth

my pupils are hooooooooge and I had to wear sunglasses and I staggered down the path to get in the taxi home - looked a right eejit in sunglasses considering it was windy and torrential rain 

Well this menu should be great....not!