It not exactly fine dining but, it's not a bad menu...

That's a huge starter....

it's not sparking any interest from me 

Grey haired guy....bank manager.... is going to mark tactically!

just as well because it looks like the main is taking a while to get to the table 

 Ok... well I will have you starter and main....

 True...

yes I agree - then again there's always one 

The other guy needs his hair washed

I'll have your pud too... cos you can't have eggs

Cat hair

talon lady is going to tactically mark as well 

How is Milo now Pengy? have you been spoiling him?

....... I used live near Alresford... water cress beds

he's back to normal - gave him some bland chick chick and rice (that's doggy talk for chicken)  and he ate it all up and is happily snoring by my side 

love watercress soup 

Good I was wondering if he got his chick chick and rice

Yuk.... horrid starter......

Shark No dinner for me ta!!!!

and peas and some raw carrots - Lordy I do spoil that dog 

 ... awww but he's worth it

Her hair looks better like that.... 

But they are actually paying her a compliment!

she doesn't think so 

Japanese sushi 

Cut it in thin slices you silly man!

Caroline is going to mark both of them down now cos of their comments!

That main looks rank...

yes and don't forget the burnt shark and over use of chilli 

I'll have some pud....

you're welcome to mine 

 He's in the lead...

He's got a lovely house....

shows they don't have a sophisticated palate 

Nice starter and sweet...

I could comment on that, but I won't

I don't think they were mocking her!

Well, she's managed to put a dampener on the evening!

Not a very impressive starter...