yuk to the starter

So much for his culinary skills... he left the shell in it!

 They keep finding shell in the starter.

Foie gras 

Good grief Tinned foie gras... it looked like dog meat

How rude not asking them how they wanted their steaks!

... ok, anaemic cat food...

Very arrogant man.

Blondie's hair needs a makeover - it looks very dull and lifeless to the point of looking a bit greasy 

 I was shaking my head at the foie gras.

I was thinking the same.

Well he's not going to win, is he!

Good grief she will fall out of that dress if she moves to fast

His menu was good and he is a pretty good cook but he's not a nice person.

    I just hope Zack falls flat on his behind 

 He's last...

 He's last, atm.

Uh oh..... experimenting is never good

Well that was a surprise.... smashed up biscuits in cream!

Dessert is ice cream with bashed chocolate and biscuit bits.

am I mean for wanting him to trap his fingers when he closes a drawer/cupboard 

Nice starter though...

Yes...... *prays hard that he does*

Restaurants all over the UK are so amazed at it - they're putting it on the dessert menu as we speak 

Snap again.

 Not a hope!

LMAO

Starter looked good.

I used to like dipping bread in vinegar

   *begins to think Baz is very strange* 

 It's nice...or at least I used to think it was...

weird A bit odd.

 They liked it.... he better not win!

But we lubs ya.

I hope they don't mark him highly - he's a twonk and should be marked as such 

It looks better than the ingredients , if you know what I mean