it's not coming up - is that it's name My penguin?

pesky penguins is coming up but not my penguins 

Hello and how are we all?

I hate this guys food

Yes....but maybe it's just on iPad

yuk he needs to shave his shoulders and back - you could knit a scarf from those hairs 

look at the spoons he's given them 

hello stranger

I can't get it to come up on iphone 

The whole meal was totally yuk! I would have given it no higher than 4!

Hey there Amythist How's the arm?

....Awwww you would love it.... you get to customise your penguin maybe they will get an iPhone app eventually

you're just teasing me 

What an arrogant twit!

I'm sorry... I just presumed it would be on both

yet I bet if you challenged him, he'd melt like ice cream   she really is desperate 

Very boozy menu

Baz and Pengy....arm is much less painful now thanks.....cast off 2 weeks tomorrow.....then physio so Im told

That's good 

So she does pole dancing....what a surprise

what do they look like 

hope the physio works when the cast comes off Amythist - in this damp weather you'll need all the manipulation you can get 

Underwhelming starter.... but better than the first two nights...

 You read my mind....

I would enjoy that main though...

thanks Pengy

that guy in the purple shirt John?  is just plain rude for rudeness sake 

So is the other guy....

She needs to be a little less *forward*

this is a very simple hardly any cooking involved meal and should be marked accordingly 

Blimey how easy is that.....do any of them do any cooking on this show?

Those two blokes have awful table manners!

Not a lot

I dislike John a lot but he's got her number 

Packet potato!

Im surprised they havent lit their own farts yet

I agree... on both points

Fancy appearing on TV in that shirt!!

The first girl is the nicest of this lot...

Lauren is the only bearable one....but I missed her night as my computer was updating

yes she is.... sadly her meal wasn't up to much