Yes, but at least the other three are reasonably *normal*

this meal is gonna be rank 

I'm quite surprised, she is actually cooking....

True

last night's host is gonna turn and the other two are moaning minnies 

Do you think so....

That starter Good grief!

 he knows David jason....is he telling porkies???

Oh goodness... that main looks even worse than the starter

probably be he even knows Franks 

undercooked fish - this meal is a disaster 

Awww the dinner did look awful, but Darren is being nasty!

Every course is worse than the last

he is a nasty person grrrrrrrrrr  she's got his number though 

he comes across as one of these people that harps on about his money and what it can buy and who he meets but he has to buy friendship and that's not real - and he is fugly 

 They marked her quite highly..

 Yes.... and I agree....he is all flash!

I'm guessing you will be watching the Lions tour Pengy

is the Pope a Catholic? 

Ginger and malteser cake... that sounds gross...

Boring main....

it's not working out very well by the look of it 

Considering he hob nobs with the stars his kitchen is pretty basic.... it will be interesting to see the rest of the house....

 Mario and Lisa! Now there's big stars for you... not!

bog standard flat by the look of it and I'd have remembered seeing Mario and Lisa 

Yes...

did he ever marry Lisa? 

What the heck does Lisa look like!  

I thought they had split up???

Oooo scallops are overcooked...

 Not going down well....

ha they're really going after him aren't they 

looked burnt to me 

Yes Although he will mark tomorrow night's guy down, and that will mean that the girl could end up winning

He's tied for top spot

he's gonna down mark out of principle 

Yes,... and I've got a bad feeling that he could end up winning 

Darren is going to end up giving him about 4!

bonjour bab 

Oh heck .... undercooked duck now

doesn't look like his main goes down well