very Downton Abbey NOT! 

 You're very easily shocked Cosmo

Oh is it her that dropped out...... maybe she went up , up and away on her broomstick

Ooo lobster.... now we're talking....

awwww poor lobsters 

Nice main too....

I've lead a sheltered life, Baz

I definitely think the Dowager Duchess would have something to say about that hat, Pengy!

Gorgonzola ice cream

Sounds like a winning menu to me.

Mmmmmmmmm, I'll have yours.

my thoughts   although the rest of the meal sounds OK 

There ya go...>>>>>> but only if I can have your pear tart tartin

.... give the ice cream to Cosmo....

I would enjoy that starter...

hmmmmmm didn't look up to much - sounded better than it appeared but I suppose it's all in the taste 

No one mentioned I'd have to do swopsies  

Dame Edna's barking isn't she?

Thread étiquette Cosmo!!...... and yes, she is

Yuk!!

tooth on the table - lordy she's a funny one 

My etiquette doesn't include throwing my molar across the table

The tart looks very nice...

I spend half my life starving in this thread cos I can't eat what they've made and Baz otherwise known as eebil Zab (a subject of my soon to be released book) won't share 

ROFL

and the pudding looked nice too  boom tish 

I think I will give his meal a miss....

Don't you worry, pet, we all know what a crafty that Baz can be

it's a bit of a wing and a prayer meal which is handy as there's a Vicar there 

I blame the hat for that joke.

 That olive oil has gone straight to your head!!!

you've got the measure of her 

I think it has! 

*boxes Pengy's other ear!*

I know   I don't normally come out one liners 

which reminds me I was chatting to a Canadian friend on FB and she was talking about hospitals and how their switchboards just put you through to a patient's room without checking who you are so I said imagine if when you get through you said you were the Grim Reaper but you're stuck in traffic and your just ringing up to let them know you'll be there in 10 minutes   imagine the chaos you could cause  

owie