I like baked alaska

 Yes, sorry..... way before your time.....

They should all have a food fight and get their bits out.

That's where it's at now 

Local hero down your supermarket of choice.

Made the telly - job done  

LMAO Hi Velvet

Adam seems to live life off his parent's coat tails 

Well I've got news for him... I don't like mussels!

Last night's woman is playing true to form Pengy

Yummy lobster...

He rates himself as a great cook but hasn't really cooked anything: mussels and pre cooked lobster, nice enough, but hardly difficult

  I'll reserve judgement to see if it's just for picky Adam or if she's like that with all of them - if she is then I'll grrrrrr at her and wave my angry flipper 

Evening gastronomes  

My mum used to make a gorgeous steamed syrup pudding

Evening Donks 

Yes, hardly stretched himself....

look at the size of those saucepans pots 

 What the heck is he serving them in..........they look like crock pots

Evening VD

Stop it Pengy!!!! Perhaps we should have a commenting order... to stop us duplicating everything 

lazy git - parents have spoilt him by the look of it 

More leaves than you can buy in a supermarket, in a supermarket bag of salad

I would enjoy that lobster....

The food's repulsive.

Well the pine fireplace kinda gave it away.

riding a scooter with a plant pot on your head  

Ha ha, they're proper mussel pots: ugly aren't they

Oh, are they ....and yes, they are

Rubbish, tastes nothing like home made lovely creamy vanilla custard

Mr Sauna - Billy?  Hasn't eaten much of anyone's meals so far although to be fair, neither have been very good but .....  

What a pillock, he's worse than Billy BB

Cos she put a pin the atlas.

that's not a mezze   gawd I'd be sending that back 

What the *bleep* Are these apples and tomatoes supposed to be looking artistic

That starter looks positively weird!

it must be a strange world in her head 

are Fez's Moroccan?  I thought they were Turkish? 

me too.....

Pity she didn't put a needle in her sewing machine looking at that outfit