what's wrong with it 

That tart looks interesting and unusual

I would enjoy that  pea tart...

Mrs licky plate now licking her knife

I hate people trying to make me like something just because they say it's good - I'm so belligerent, I tend to dislike it out of principle 

It looks like some rejected curtains 

I like his starter.

 Me too

I want a piece. Looks great to me.

Yes... appalling manners!

Yes... and you ain't having mine!

Another prat on the show as usual..

Paul's hair looks like it needs a good wash...

Kettle calling pot black regarding kitchen etiquette.

 Hi Katty You know it gives us something to moan about

And then some!

he could do with a good wash *reaches for steam mop* 

Ey Up Katty 

Pastry is burnt, otherwise it may have been nice

 How's it going?

Janet has quite a nasty streak....

but.... but... but... it's vintage 70s like his attitude to women 

cannot tell you how much I love my mop 

Seems there's always at least one these days Katty

5 !!!

Bet that hurt...

Hope the eejit stays in last place.

 That house is huge...

love that Paul only got 18 serves him right 

kitchen is nice but quite small though 

I'm hoping the first girl wins.... cos she's the nicest one...

Would be good in a 70's themed night 

Chambourd is a raspberry liquer,my niece buys it to make french martinis.

Yes...

Yes, I don't like her Baz.

Definitely

ooooo get you all knowledgy