right I'm here where do you want to start it from apart from the beginning 
Hi Pengy
Right, how about at the end of the Finish Quantam advert... just before they do the clips?
yep I can go back to there just give me half a mo
right I'm there now 
and pressing play
stay there then I'll catch up
right I'm there now so press play
This lot look a right shower!
seems to be par for the course these days 
they're not interested in dining and having a good night, it's all about their 10 minutes of fame and being as obnoxious as possible 
Where are you up to now?
first contestant cooking Shurba 
she's on the main now and we're seeing Miss Middlesborough
Where are you up to now?
first contestant cooking Shurba
East African... that's new
never heard of it oh and we've got a bloke who likes banter
this meal looks very sloppy 
might be very nice though 
Where are you up to now?
first contestant cooking Shurba
East African... that's new
never heard of it oh and we've got a bloke who likes banter
this meal looks very sloppy might be very nice though
I think it could be tasty... but I agree... it looks a bit sloppy
don't like the pudding much
what's feathers I was gonna say where is Miss Middlesborough's feathers, but it's the mask
I thought plantains were bitter
they can be if not cooked properly - but when they are, they're lovely 
right fast forwarding - let me know when you're at the start and ready to press play
What the heck is that drink
dunno but it amazes me how these pious muslim girls never drink alcohol but are ok with being half dressed or in skimpy, tight clothes
Peter is a pain!
he's gonna be a big pain
That soup looks yuck
without tasting it, I can't say but looks wise it looks rank and very beige and gotta be honest, not sure I'd find it appetising 
Main looks a bit rank too...
very sloppy meal
