lovely kitchen but his living room is a bit small and oddly shaped 
oh dear bones in the fish 
It puts me right off when I find a bone in fish.
don't have that problem scoffing fake fish 
I dont do fish at all real or fake!
I quite like Quorn mini fillets :non:
Stefan is a pain in the behind 
Ah, Quorn fillets, I'm with you now.
No cats in the kitchen!
Hello Diners...at last I can return after a bit of a hectic time
My friend told me about this one with Jemima in it (the one who snorts) its her hubbies cousin and she complained that they toned her down and didnt show any of her antics like dancing on the table and stuff 
hello - we were worried about you 
so in other words, she's an attention seeking bint who is annoyed she got less than her 15 minutes of fame
Awww thanks....its been really full on with both my kids having measles but all ok now.
Jemima isnt a family favourite with my mate
awwww poor things - I remember having them as a kid - no fun
Aww, are the kids better now, Amythist?
Yes thanks....last Saturday was a trial as I was trying to watch the rugby *Wales winning*yippeee with my son coughing in my face and making ill noises....both in fine fettle now, but me absolutely knackered
Hello Diners...at last I can return after a bit of a hectic time
My friend told me about this one with Jemima in it (the one who snorts) its her hubbies cousin and she complained that they toned her down and didnt show any of her antics like dancing on the table and stuff
hello - we were worried about you
so in other words, she's an attention seeking bint who is annoyed she got less than her 15 minutes of fame
Awww thanks....its been really full on with both my kids having measles but all ok now.
Jemima isnt a family favourite with my mate
awwww poor things - I remember having them as a kid - no fun
Aww, are the kids better now, Amythist?
Yes thanks....last Saturday was a trial as I was trying to watch the rugby *Wales winning*yippeee with my son coughing in my face and making ill noises....both in fine fettle now, but me absolutely knackered
Poor you.
Well done on your win.
the fish cakes look all right it has to be said but their faces aren't saying much
the fish cakes look all right it has to be said but their faces aren't saying much
The fireman is an idiot
FGS Darren, change the record - she cooked the food herself!
The fireman is an idiot
He's a pain in the neck.
The fireman is an idiot
he's an insulting git
Just noticed a birthday thread for you Yogi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Just noticed a birthday thread for you Yogi
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Thank you.
Jemima got a decent score.
I actually thought that curry was acceptable as dining party fayre 
Evening all goodly evening so give us a twirl and show us your hair do
Hi Baz. If we have seen it, we don't remember it.
cheesy hammy eggy
oh dear the hollandaise is fraught with danger
beautiful 
Hi Baz........loving the hair
He's a complete plank!
He is an utter pratt
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
Rather....if I was a few decades younger.....
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
Can you tell us what you said, or would you get banned?
really nice and I'm not in anyway jealous
really nice and I'm not in anyway jealous
Neither am I.
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
Can you tell us what you said, or would you get banned?
I think I'd be banned - I did string him along for a while until he wanted my pennies and I told him I'm skint but not in such a polite manner
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
haha I usually ask them if when they are old and looking back over their lives they will be proud that theyve tried to con strangers on the phone
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
I've had several lately..... last one said they were from BT.... so I asked if it was my home hub.... then spun them on for a while , before telling them I was recording the call and putting the phone down I'm not with BT and I don't have Windows
ooooo I've just has one of those fake windows calls - you know 'your computer is infected give us your money and we'll help you de-infect it' guess what I told him
haha I usually ask them if when they are old and looking back over their lives they will be proud that theyve tried to con strangers on the phone
