Bursar.... you're not missing anything from this guy's meal.... it's 

This is like a party for four year olds.

jelly sucking  whatever next 

He is annoying... but the other guy annoys me even more!!

Oh, I do remember the second half.....the toga and the lie detector bit.... I must have missed the first two nights...

porcine is pasta

His daughter is helping.

Yes

And he's nasty!!

This guy is quite nasty.

Snap

 Snap!

very nasty - but I think the guy takes it in good spirits 

Yes....I bet Bruce wouldn't have taken it so well if the tables were turned!!

has he forgot he's supposed to be hosting a meal and be marked on it - fancy putting loads of vinegar on the young lads 

you know it 

I hope the young guy marks him down.

Yes... I hope to goodness he doesn't win

 His questions are nasty.

I hope so too... cos he really is picking on him

I would have thought he was gay but that's besides the point - his line of questioning was offensive 

yes, they are

I reckon the blonde woman will mark him down as well...

mouldy raspberries 

And he was intentionally offensive - horrible man.

Yayyyyyy ... a 0

she'll have marked them all down to enhance her chances.

Ouchie a zero - serves him right for being so horrible 

Noooooooooo..... he's upped his mark

Noooooooo, why did Chris not stick to the zero?!

Yes...

Oh of course.... she's a veggie..... 

I had fake mince (Quorn) tonight for a bolognaise sauce to put over a jacket potato 

talk about arrogant - she's great at making soups 

Not sure about this menu.

 I like veggie mince and sausages....

Honestly....some the dinner conversations we hear are awful!!

That one eyed bloke needs a good punch in his remaining eye,what an obnoxious guy he is.Really! where the hell do they trawl for these morons.

I can't believe the subjects that some people deem suitable for dinner party conversations.

They must have something on the application form which states that nice, normal folk need not apply.

He sure is !!! Hi Katty

my worst nightmare is to be served tomato soup - I hate it with a passion