Afternoon Not sure I remember this one

Someone pass the earplugs!

Nope... I am sure I would remember this guy!!!!

not sure I remember this one either 

evening 

Hi Pengy The young guy seems sort of familiar... but none of the others

I'm guessing the birthday girl is off enjoying herself

I hope she's been taken out for a nice meal 

Yes..... one that is way better than this lot

Mr Lie Detector is annoying me already

How is Milo now Pengy?

I seem to remember him being annoying and his missing eye being a bit off putting 

I'm here! 

I mislaid something and had to turn the house upside down till I found it.

Do you remember it now then Pengy? And yes, I am finding it off putting!

 Hey there birthday girl We thought you would be off celebrating... we were expecting doggie bags

don't be daft 

blondie is a pain in the backside - if she's the only one with blonde hair then it must have been hers 

exhumes for exudes   

No doggie bags tonight, I'm afraid, as hubby is is at work until 10pm.

Younger guy's voice keeps going rather high.

Awww.... well OK.... tomorrow will do

Yes.... and red haired girl seems to have a frog in her throat

He gave it 10

Happy Birthday to you

squashed tomatoes and stew

Bread and butter 

in the gutter

happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

I went to the zoo

I saw a fat elephant

and it looked just like you not!

 She does.

 I will give the starter a miss...

chocolate spread INFUSED with popping candy for a starter 

  Thank you.

Starter is rubbish.

That sauce

..... Now that brings back memories

Something tells me He's not going to win

This guy acts like a kids tv presenter.

Yes... what makes you think he could be after a job! He's another BB reject I reckon

no - and he's nothing like the real sportacus 

I think you're right, and thank goodness he was rejected..

innit though - I bet he's trawled a CD of this programme all around television companies 

Pasta with thick, lumpy cheese sauce.

That main looks horrendous...

 Definitely.