I was pleasantly surprised because it was star week for me which is that time when women curse   I still managed to lose 2lb so was well pleased 

also she wants me to cover for the lady that takes the cards and put them in the machine and get payments before anyone can be weighed and puts new member info on the system - I've got a promotion   it's only cos no one else wanted to do it 

 Well done.... on all counts

Well done on the weight loss and the promotion, Pengy.

I'd love that activity too   even the dog's gone with them 

Willow weaving......

Hi Katty Were you not impressed?

Did you notice the dog had a good old sniff at the wicker dog?

I did 

I have long nails i couldn't do that.

 they're after her woooooooooo 

Oh shut up Helen!

Welcome back.

Helen's voice REALLY annoys me!!!

And me!

so she's forced to eat a vegetarian snossidge  and is not impressed with the actual thing 

I have to say, that despite Candida, I think her place is the best....

How the heck can she mark them down for a supposed ghost!!!!

Gawd that bloke is a right diddy!

so he down marks because he likes modern or contemporary even though the room is tastefully decorated in keeping with the inn, in a vintage fashion 

Helen gave them a six because she heard footsteps outside her bedroom door!

And she complained about the wind outside!!!

   I love their illogical thinking 

Oh tears tomorrow..

What a lame complaint!

Translation please 

*hides* 

Yes... shame , eh

 Hi  again Moonie I interpreted it as  twit

Yes... I mean , if you wanted to deduct points I'm sure you could find a better excuse that that!!

 An idiot.

Do you reckon her teeth are false too? They look *over* even , if you know what I mean

Corned beef pie Hardly refined dining!

 Corned beef pie for a dinner party!

this is a right dogs ear 

 Snap,

height of fine dining 

That looks disgusting!

Look at the size of those onion pieces!

Fankoo ladeez