Originally Posted by Baz:

Lol... One Man and his Dog

I used to love watching that as a kid

me too

OMG Del are you really gonna eat all that????  

That's a big pudding.

I wouldnt dream of looking at a mattress unless it was uncomfortable or smelled funny

We don't like zip links - is that the Royal We???? 

What Mr Yogi calls a lemon-sucker.

now she's off - she slept poorly because the pillows are uncomfortable 

I don't think I've ever checked a mattress. Maybe I should?

I laughed when he said he thought he'd found his dreamboat but got a tugboat

That's her fault for having a sweaty head.

she looks like a sweaty/greasy person full stop

It's a shame that Del & his partner's hotel was so bad because they're cracking lads and Del makes me laugh - sleep is a score of 17 

I wouldnt have them stay again

If I were the Welsh/American couple, I wouldn't let them come back!

Snap Amythist.

Lovely lads.

yes they are so nice and funny too.....just need a bit of elbow grease here and there

I think we are all in agreement ....I would be fully booked every time they rang

She just said she didn't think she'd want them back.

I'm sure they'll have learnt from this experience and I bet cleanliness has improved - I have a feeling Irene might take them in order

I bet every guesthouse in the land has a photo of those two with a cross through it

Originally Posted by Baz:

I think we are all in agreement ....I would be fully booked every time they rang

She just said she didn't think she'd want them back.

serves them right nasty nasty pair 

With the caption "BEWARE!!"