is her name Bimbye 

Look it up I think it is Weyms...

do you mean Wemyss bowl??? 

bet she thinks they're wonderful 

moaning minnie doesn't like his duck rare 

Is her arm scarred?

conversation is a bit risqué for a dinner party 

Just a bit

she's well and truly tiddled 

I'm having posting problems

Yes... just a bit

I gathered,  Are you on the pooter or your phone?

No, I don't think it's scarring, it looks like muscly veins!

Well I was on the Ipad, but moved to the lappy, which is where the problems seem to be!

That lemon tart looks horrendous 

I don't hold out much hope for his meal What did the first woman get please? I was trying to sort out the puter

So does the lasagne.... and those courgettes were very thick slices

is this the lappy that was supposedly fixed?

Yes... I think it's my wifi though.... cos it was fine while I was posting in DOI...

Errrr wasn't he the one who brought up the subject of being gay???? 

Yes

The soup looks very thick...

yes 

The doctor guy is the nicest

I like thick soup but not that thick 

Kevin is quite tiny , isn't he...

Me too.... but that was nearly solid

The lasagne looked better than I thought it would be...

She is VERY rude!

The tart looks better than it did too

she's got a face that needs a slapping and her childish snide remarks grrrrr 

looks like he got away with it 

I agree......she's a cah

 He's tied with her

bloomin' phone call - how dare they ring me now 

Not sure about the main...