I think Jill will be revealing her saucy past(chorus girl? speaking clock? or some such thing) and they will do well

Love the smiley.

Yes, I would probably have deducted a couple of points.... cos I was taught that service should be discreet...

not sure I would have deducted marks (even though I don't like hovering) I would have pointed it out as they are 'new' to this game though 

Maybe she has had a sex change....??

I nearly put this one 

That crossed my mind.

You'll regret being so magnaminous  to them... you wait and see

Do any of you have table lamps in your kitchen?

oh I know without a doubt now that their day is out of the way they'll turn into the stereotypical 'find fault' and mark accordingly 

of course - you mean you don't????  

"Root veg and carrots" - carrots are a root veg.

Nope.

Ooo nice dessert...

Blimey marinade of Chateau Neuf Du Pape......££££££

Originally Posted by Yogi19:

Do any of you have table lamps in your kitchen?

No, sorry

Neither do I, but Paul does.

Mr Yogi says he should have used a whisk not a paddle, and that's why his mix was lumpy.

 yes baby I'm a root veg 

Ooooo get Mr Yogi

Mr Yogi is right 

PMSL

Where do you find these smilies, they're great?

They might not like the meal, but he does seem to be able to cook

google search - seriously there's a whole world of them out there 

I'd have left the house if that prawn had arrived on my plate 

even before I became veggie - could never stand crustaceans  

Don't look so shocked, he has loads of catering qualifications.

 and 

Whole scampi/lobsters/prawns are scary.

OK I didn't realise that so please forgive me Mr Yogi to have doubted you  

I need to have a browse.

that dark haired bint with the glasses is getting on my norks - she doesn't seem to like anything that she gets 

My grandson just asked if that is pudding.... I think he needs some Jaimie