That tart looks awful

I already detest the pratt with the shades by the pool

Aren't you supposed to cook risotto *fresh* so to speak?

 Hi Velvet I don't think Mary Berry needs to worry, do you

I love haloumi

So do I

yes and a good one takes 45 minutes to make so not a good idea for a dinner party as you'll be in the kitchen all night 

this meal is a disaster 

One and the same I assume....

me too 

Yes but its ok to part cook it and finish it off live....but he has nuked it and twill be a disaster

 Hi Syd

I can't see this being a winning meal

pink shirted tosspot

Hi Baz

tell us how you really feel 

evening Sydders 

I love all our totally constructive criticism

His starter looks Ok though...

Yes, though it may be a case of downhill from now on

but did they enjoy it?

can't wait to see what they make of the rest 

what a wine snob whining that the wine is not to his taste 

Mr Wine Bore is going to be a pain too!

Rugby top.

Worst nightmare.

Yep starter looked ok Baz 

Do we all match in terms of clarrrsss everyone...... if not then get outta the thread!

evening Pengy , I'm cooking dinner and evesdropping in the thread and watching the programme, love the thread as much as the programme   

That risotto looks terrible.... but the main is better than I thought it might be...

Darius is a nob

Darius is even more of a pain than the sunglasses guy 

Florida girl seems very fair...

Isn't he just

she's lovely 

They are neck a neck imo....Darius will make a fool of himself with the drink I expect at some point

Well the meal looked a lot better than I thought it was going to

They're both snobs grrrr

can't wait to see what they both serve up 

10

The two girls seem nice....

30... he could win

Ahhhhhh the tart was sweet after all..