Steak and kidney pie for a dinner party

Nice kitchen he's got though....

carrot poaching   his neighbour should hang, draw and quarter him  

tis nice - shame he's such a plonker 

Yes

True.

Still at least he is actually cooking from scratch....

Shortbread looked a bit overdone.

Hey there Yogi.... I never saw you arrive

I think burnt is the word you're looking for

Why did we suddenly have music there...

  looks like his meal goes down well NOT!!!! 

Hi Baz.

I hate kidney, so you can have my main if you like?

I was trying to be diplomatic.

looks like I'm starving again tonight - hope Jamie comes up trumps 

My dad's on the phone.

How can you have bones in smoked salmon

 Me too....

She's a bit full of herself!

ermmm if you're going to sing the national anthem, isn't it normal to do it at the end of the night? 

Good grief ! That must be a first for CDWM!! And they got the words wrong!

Yes.... and make sure you know the words too!

Still on the phone.

I know the words and I'm not English 

Hannah is taking over 

Swan - no predators?  Is she for real?  Loads have been hunted by Eastern Europeans   illegally of course 

I'm off the phone now.

snails at dinner

 Glad to hear it...

Dessert is going down a storm.

Oh dear the dessert bombed

many are also killed by our own native yobs with airguns for "fun",

He's a bit strange, but he seems quite nice

awww your poor old dad - did he just want a chat? 

Yes.... Hi katty

  although in her case I'd actively encourage it 

Happened to the swans in a pond near us.

Another bunch of idiots then!