But it was poached - she said she'd have a problem if it was a raw egg.

Why didn't she just leave the egg and stop making a huge fuss?

Yes, but she's being picky.... having said that, I would have a problem if it was too runny

Well the starter went down well

Fusspot!

My brother is here and he's been at the men's aftershave counter in Boots picking out some aftershave for my niece's fiance's birthday - he's gone for Joop Homme - OMG it's gorgeous - I keep wanting to sniff his hand where he put some 

starter didn't go down well.

He needs to clean his teeth too!

Somebody shut him up!

That's a lovely aftershave. Control yourself, Pengy.

I don't think this meal is going down well at all - they all seem to be finding fault with it 

bad show not to ask them how they wanted their steak 

He would have had to take my steak back to the kitchen!

No, don't pop the eye out! Not looking.

Oh, she's got a false eye???

Not exactly something you would do at a dinner party!

oh that would explain why her lid was drooping last night - it did look a bit funny and I accused the poor woman of being tiddled and thought that's what caused it 

Gross party trick, imo.

LOL... I  thought she was half cut too

Don't feel bad, I'm sure she was tiddly.

I still think she was.

there she goes again complaining 

8

Virginia gave him an eight.

can't believe he's in the lead   didn't think they rated his food that much 

Oh no.... Mr Boring looks like he is going to win!

only cos she fancies he pants off him 

No.... even moaning minnie gave him 8.... but I think that's cos she fancies him!

Well, I'll be amazed if Tommy beats that score.

Maybe the blonde girl will be a brilliant cook?

Why though? He's like a remedy for insomnia!

... I could do with him then!

Ok..... now, on your marks, get set, ready to note down the Jamieisms

Ooooo I like tomato soup.....

Pengy is at the ready.

I like liver, but I prefer lamb's liver....

  I shall have to do that book and send it to him   we have to make a note of them all so I can go back at a later stage and note them all down 

liver  my mum used to try to force me to eat that as a child 

Steak and liver - looks like you are on bubble 'n' squeak, Pengy.

no along with tomato soup, it's the one I hate the most   you lot can have this meal 

Love your pans...

My mum tells a story of the minister coming to visit and being concerned that I was sitting outside chewing on a bit of leather (I was 2 at the time). It was a slice of fried liver and it was the only way I could be persuaded to eat it.