Baz posted:

Low-fat spread is nowhere near as nice as butter 🤣🤣

As my grandchildren will attest. “Do you have Lurpak, Granny?” 

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

Low-fat spread is nowhere near as nice as butter 🤣🤣

As my grandchildren will attest. “Do you have Lurpak, Granny?” 

Exactly ....very intelligent children 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baz posted:

All that sweetner...they will all be on the loo🤣🤣

 Definitely.

Did I ever tell you of my experience after a packet of sugar free Fruitella? Not good!!

Is the whole house his 

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

Low-fat spread is nowhere near as nice as butter 🤣🤣

As my grandchildren will attest. “Do you have Lurpak, Granny?” 

Exactly ....very intelligent children 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 Yes

Baz posted:

Is the whole house his 

Not sure. It might be a ground floor flat.

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

All that sweetner...they will all be on the loo🤣🤣

 Definitely.

Did I ever tell you of my experience after a packet of sugar free Fruitella? Not good!!

I can imagine ...I’d be the same ...even before the ibs onset 

His suit is tacky.

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

All that sweetner...they will all be on the loo🤣🤣

 Definitely.

Did I ever tell you of my experience after a packet of sugar free Fruitella? Not good!!

I can imagine ...I’d be the same ...even before the ibs onset 

 I have to limit my Diet Irn Bru too

Yogi19 posted:

His suit is tacky.

Very ....all fur coat and no knickers 

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

All that sweetner...they will all be on the loo🤣🤣

 Definitely.

Did I ever tell you of my experience after a packet of sugar free Fruitella? Not good!!

I can imagine ...I’d be the same ...even before the ibs onset 

 I have to limit my Diet Irn Bru too

Yes 

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

His suit is tacky.

Very ....all fur coat and no knickers 

 Exactly

I don’t like baths in bedrooms !

Dave said “the house” so maybe he and his OH do own all of it

Baz posted:

I don’t like baths in bedrooms !

Horrendous idea. 

Is that all they get 

Yogi19 posted:

Dave said “the house” so maybe he and his OH do own all of it

Oh shut up, you pretentious pillock

Baz posted:

Is that all they get 

Diet portions 

Christmas lady is too kind 

Yogi19 posted:

Oh shut up, you pretentious pillock

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Baz posted:

Christmas lady is too kind 

Yes, she isn’t a tactical game player at all 

Even his laugh is false 

Baz posted:

Even his laugh is false 

Complete fake

That risotto looks gross 

He can keep the main 

They are all going for the jugular 

I’d eat the cheesecake though 

Fat free cheesecake  

It’s the sweetner they can taste  

Baz posted:

I’d eat the cheesecake though 

Fat free, Baz - that’s a travesty 

Yogi19 posted:

Fat free cheesecake  

Bruce does not like criticism

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

I’d eat the cheesecake though 

Fat free, Baz - that’s a travesty 

True ...I’d forgotten that 

Yogi19 posted:

Bruce does not like criticism

No 

Baz posted:

Yogi19 posted:

Baz posted:

I’d eat the cheesecake though 

Fat free, Baz - that’s a travesty 

True ...I’d forgotten that 

He’s such a drama llama 

He’s last 

Could he come last?