Ok Pengy.... you are only able to eat the starter, and the chips and veg

 he should be looking at the cooking and getting ideas of what to make you as a treat 

I think we need to bear in mind that she was described as someone who does amateur dramatics! 

Snap Pengy.

Awful wallpaper

He's just visiting - but he is a decent cook.

  *twilight zone*

I was going to day I like her house but I don't - I love her fireplace though 

I missed the fireplace, I'll have a look in the next segment.

Oooo meebe he's thinking of a Chrissy pressie for you from the garden centre - let's hope he doesn't come back with a gargoyle under his arm

spelling Nazi   I meant say 

No, he's pretty good at picking things I like.

Yeah, but I have my lappy back so I can quote and highlight again now, so, tough!

Yes, I thought her own glam was underwhelming!

  I shall highlight all your typos and stuff

She confessed ! 

When pressed on the subject.

If she had called it something else she would have got away with it

The least she could have done is read a recipe

Ok she acts, so I am going to ignore everything she does and says

If she'd worded it carefully she could have told them the recipe without saying she'd made it herself.

That meal is mediocre rather than celebrity 

Yes...... and she was a veggie, and now she's not

she ain't close to me

Main looks a bit dry.

I do wonder if she's had a gastric band as she isn't eating 

Ooo there's no gravy 

Advert for her theatre group???

It needed some gravy.

That would have been a real no no for Mr Baz! I'd have been Ok though

good grief!

Probably.

Last night's host reminds me of a young Carl King (Emmerdale).

Is that just melted chocolate ??

That's a dessert for children.

Very mediocre meal.... 6 at most...

She got better marks than I expected.