Yes, it feels contrived 

By now everyone should know that rice and peas is not rice and peas when referring to Caribbean cuisine!

Main looks boring ....

The thermometer in my kitchen says 24 degrees C.

Sick bags at the ready!

It's sunny up here but not that warm

Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

I know  

It's not that warm outside. I have windows open too.

French signifies strikes. 

They came to do our annual boiler service today ....and put the heating on to test it  

I'd give them 5 ....in total !! 

I would change everything about your night.

I concur

Who knows anything about Lithuanian food ? Come on , own up  

I'd enjoy stuffing agla chicken legs with Agla.

Of course orange goes with chocolate , you stupid woman !

Down boy !!!! No swinging though , eh  

 Naughty boy!

I noticed tonight's couple have a massive picture of themselves kissing.

Now that looks ok

Where  

Apparently a Lithuanian spread.

It's on the wall behind the diners. Keep your eyes peeled on the wall behind.

Ok  

I'll look out for it, as I didn't notice.

Starter seems to have gone down ok 

Pan frying for 10 mins seems a shade too long.

Main looks nice 

Stop with all the lovey dovey stuff.

Yes it looked okay

First woman really does look quite haggard 

I quite like tonight's host, he doesn't take himself too seriously

the bowls have melted 

At least it's all homemade. Not that I would like it that much.

I like the jelly orange  

I reckon theirs is the best meal by far ...