I like the sound of the starter and main.

Oooo we are ok tonight with our lamb Yogi  

 Can't have too much lamb.

Dessert is simple but I'd like it.

Not me ....my friend does lots of narrowboat  holidays ...and when she was near we went and visited ...I found the whole thing dreadfully claustrophobic.....

I don't like James, the estate agent.

True  

Gosh , Her dress is fluorescent

Oh no, I'm claustrophobic too, so now I'm having second thoughts!

Ditto ....and captain's voice is annoying me too

 Neon pink

Yes, but he's not as snippy as James (so far)

I think you can get wider ones ...but I even the roof height made me felt hemmed in I guess the answeR is in the name  

No ....he seems ok .....and that main would suit me  

 Good point.

Main looked good.

Estate agent is nasty  

A complete biatch - or whatever the male equivalent is.

Yogi  

Totally !!!

Estate agent is soooooooo jealous !!!

And he can't hide it!

No......horrId man ! 

Hate the starter but like the dessert.

Dessert disaster.

She's strange bread seemed ok ....but those croc are burnt and flat  

So the starter was a vacuum pack  

So estate agent likes vacum packed mussels 

 He's a plank.

This wouldn't be a good menu for me. I wouldn't like the starter and I wouldn't eat the venison.

Raw onion ....and she talks rubbish  

Ditto  

Is blondie drunketty?

She would choose estate agent  

That dessert  

I hope estate agent doesn't win !!

He better not! Looks like he knows his food though.

Stupid man has taken the meat out of the bag in the sou vide !!!

Please let his meal be a disaster  

Plonker!

I really don't want him to win, but his menu is pretty good, if he can pull it off.

Yes .....annoying or what !

But it's not really crispy duck is it !

Really annoying! The starter looks good.