Enjoy  

@penguinoni it's my turn to host cdwm tomorrow - I'm hoping for nothing but praise from your tweets Pengy 

he knows I'm a harsh critic 

If David his him in the flowery shirt then he better watch out ! 

Nice starter , but fairly easy 

Is that it ?? 

we've been having a right good banter all day 

Cottage pie ...not really a dinner party dish ....

Hi Pengy  

!ast nights host will be out for blood ! 

hmmmmm he's my new bessie twitter mate but pre-cut veg is lazy 

Are they Google glasses 

Yep  

how rude of me evening Baz 

yes she will biatch  but this meal is pants 

I would eat all this menu ...but it's hardly fine dining ....sorry Dave  

Ooooooo nice house though  

I've been making Christmas cards for all the neighbours all day - nearly forgot to come tonight 

I've got inky fingers and glitter everywhere 

....she will be green with jealousy over the house etc. too ....

And I lost the remote  

I kept doing that so I bought a wooden tray and it sits on the coffee table specifically to hold the remotes 

he's over-cooked the goats cheese - it's not going well 

I had a computer scam call aNd went upstairs to log the number ....and must have walked upstaurs with the remote ....and came down without it  

No  

He's probably the nicest one there though ....despite his meal  

mmmeeeeooooowwwww

She's a bit of a cah.....but then so are the others ....except Dave 

She is going to mark everyone down .....

Oh dear ...he mixed them up  

her ploy all week

can't believe he gave a meat one to the veggie - he'll get shed loads of marks off for that 

Yes He could come below her though  

They are all very critical this week ..... 

Both the women are horrid !!!

the pudding hasn't gone down very well either 

they reckon this is Dave's wife 

Oh well , at least he's above Louise  

By way , I won't be here tomorrow ....got to go rellie visiting ....of joy !  

Is he married ? 

Me: The main like the starter hasn't gone down well #slated#cdwm#comedinewithme

Him: 

@penguinoni ha - I'm boarding a flight so I'm missing it - hope it's not going too badly...

Me: 

@daviddeniese your meal was pants but I've never laughed so much so thanks for that and I liked your entertainment  

I like him the best to be honest 

Looks like they have it in for Mo !!!!

any chance Sam will go tonight or is it going to be one of the newbies specifically Mo?