Danny is a pretentious pillock!

the woman with short hair sitting next to Dom hasn't eaten very much 

I was thinking the same, in fact if I was in the room I would tell him what for.

There's a lot left on her plate.

he's such a plonker 

Sacha touching up her make up at the table.

 Sure is.

It's Defo a female

I'm amazed no one has decked Danny to be honest 

I liked that as it was "mugging" Danny off without knowing it.

Very rude !

Transvestite belly dancing - that has to be a first.

When did Pete Burns walk into the room.

That pud is right up my street ..l

Mr Yogi wants to volunteer.

I certainly would have !! 

that dancer has a very nice beer gut 

Drat ...he came second !! But I think the right person won ....

Did she win?

No , she tied with Danny for second place ...

I think her night and food was the best.

I think tonight's host or the winner are OK winners for me.

he's not bitter at all 

I'm so confused, but worked it out when I saw her with the money sticking out of her dress.

Second, first of the losers. Pengy you can Twitter that to him

I shall 

Excellenté

Well, get out of that boat then.

Yes ....me too 

A wedding for Brendan - think I'll hold off buying my hat 

Me too 

Oh heck ....here comes the herring  

 Ditto.

I wonder what the rule change will be?

Queue more miserable tasters!