not sure I'm liking this meal 

Hi EC

Mr Yogi agrees with you.

First night host needs to wash his hair!

I would give it a try.

how big is 11 inches?  We don't use inches any more we're all metric here   just under 28 cm as the crow flies 

do they have vampires in Afghanistan 

Hello

Was the make up artist a guy or a woman?

hmmm then again maybe the vampires are really the Taliban 

Not half !!

Nearly a foot.

a transvestite by the look of her 

Yay, you made it!

Yes Still no real news ....but scan was negative she says .....

The pseudo gay guy has eye makup on!

I'm taking that as a positive.

Hi Baz

I need to have a closer look.

 That was the conclusion hubby and I came to.

Hi EC  

I still think in feet and inches but I can convert to metric if I have to.

I hope you can understand that explanation Yogi ....I'm a bit blitz .. 

I can't .....in fact at times I still find myself thinking £, shilling and pence ..... 

I've got a maths exam for teacher training soon and everything is metric although we do have to convert from KM to miles 

They'll mark her down for the long wait.

Oh dear ....they will mark her down for the wait ......

"Mortician with a tan" more like. 

When is the exam Pengy ?  

You are both correct.

 I understood.

Was his food á la carte?

Danny likes things bursting in his mouth! FILTH!!!  and the goth likes anything hard  

 ....she is nicer than both guys and Miss Precious  

No ....it was rubbish !

Danny is being a pain in the r's

 Shocking! 

He's dreadful !!!

Hubby says he needs a slap!

 He's getting right on my nerves tonight.