CDWM musings :

It's Gru from despicable me tonight aka Mark 

it's going to be meat, meat meat tonight isn't it 

poor little cows 

shop bought pastry   and goose fat on his veg 

Ooo peanut and marscapone cookie tower 

like licking God's face?  did he say that? 

why s he wearing tartan?

did he really go and get a burger after eating her food 

Meths!!!!! is he really cooking with it or using it 

loved his Irish dancing 

those veg are seriously overcooked 

Naturally of course I love the entertainment - my type of music 

he should have taken the dessert out before the entertainment 

bonkers scoring 8s and 7s 

Spot on as always Pengy  

Coach Trip Musings:

Phil wig or no wig you're still a plonker 

Jane attention seeking doing her yoga at brekkie and those bints losing their way - Brendan won't be happy 

Estonia - the memories of getting drunk in Tallin at the Depeche Mode bar drinking cherry flavoured cider 

Basil needs to be PTS 

If it didn't look edible why try eating it you twonk 

don't think they're enjoying the food 

Glad to be born in the 19th Century!!!! Very well preserved for folks that old 

Harmonica lesson 

It's only an advantage if you win Nick 

Brendan over ruled    Dave's snake hips 

darn it they won grrrr 

Jane & Nick are getting the yellow aren't they 

yes they did but Jane isn't happy 

Nick is stalking my twitter 

 They are like moths to your flame!

he won't have liked what I did like 

What have you done?!

Hi everyone.

I used that phrase again - that Jane was attention seeking  will I ever learn 

evening all 

Evening...

take your rings off in the pastry bowl!

Awwww I nearly forgot, and no one shouted me 

Hello everyone 

I would't have said lemon meringue pie is simple - well not if I'm making it 

"Stephanie IS a pudding" !!

Is Monkfish entering the realm of Lamb ?

Evening Amythist 

I cringe when I see women wearing nail polish when they are making pastry - my old Home Economics teacher would have a fit.

She's a bit serial killerish with her over familiarity with raw meat

how could she eat something she named 

Buy a shirt that fits then 

 Evening EC.

 I love lemon meringue pie.

I couldn't.

I'm quite partial to a slice myself.

 Tastes yummy!

mine doesn't work so well because egg substitutes are really not very good 

Aww.

Jesus the way they're talking anyone would think Yvonne is so old, she's ready for her box 

personally I think she looks great 

She looks fine to me.

I wish they would stop referring to the food as Stephanie and Thomas.

She sees dead people.

Pre-cognition

I see stupid people 

that lady with the black and white dress on has turned her nose up at everyone's meals and I think she'll mark accordingly low 

Sceptic?

The pole dancing is cringe.

Yes, but I saw a T-shirt once that had the slogan "I see stupid people".

I was half expecting to see the roof cave in when he got on the pole !!!

...and then it all comes crashing down  

I would spend my days with Hugh Hefner.