It's one sheet

Hello pretty ladies - he want's to help with your icky sticky biny 

I don't know what's worse Fireman Sam or that silly bint as wonderwoman 

I think Miss I'm only 49 has it by a whisker Pengy

  mutton and lamb come to mind 

happy scallops???  He really is delusional 

Portia is all front ain't she!

oh well most liked his starter

he's getting on my norks grrr and it's only day 2 

evening Katty 

oh noes he's perfectly cooked the steak 

Soggy kale...

no - very small portions which probably won't go down well with Fireman Sam 

gawd he's got a fan in that guy.

I'd have to deduct at least 5 points for being Elton 

He's going to win , isn't he

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he can't win cos they can't taste his champagne 

gawd portia has a face full of botox.

gonna be difficult to beat that 30 but at least he didn't get the 40 he craves 

Nahhhh!... 30 he could win because he's going to mark the rest low...

yes that was obvious from his marking last night - he really believes he is the best and even if anyone else is better, he'll still mark them lowly 

bye bye

Ta ta..

Last night's guy had better not win